If I don't get all this angst out, I'll literally explode.
Why the name "fresh hell", you ask? Well, I'll tell you.
I'm sure you're familiar with the expression
"What fresh hell is this?", said when shit is hitting the fan and
your luck can't seem to get any worse.
This is my life. It's not ALL bad, however,
I am pretty prone to some type of fuckery or another.
FUN FACTS
- My daughter, Thea, made her debut on December 21, 2018.
- I'm kind of an asshole, but I'm a nice one. I'm complicated.
- I fuckin' LOVE books. My library is ever-growing.
- I am a Cancer. Everything you've heard is true.
- I'm old fashioned in so many ways. I believe with all my heart that I was born in the wrong era.
- I'm into anything concerning the paranormal, the universe, space/aliens, horror, or magic.
- Old, abandoned houses/places are a thing for me.
- I have a crazy obsession with skulls of all shapes and sizes.
- Marvel > DC (Deadpool is my favorite)
- I have been mishandled and I am close to the edge.
- I forget to eat when I'm depressed or upset.
- My bark isn't nearly as bad as my bite.
- Black is my favorite color. (Or, if you really want to be technical, absence of color.) Second favorite is cobalt blue.
- I am most definitely a Fall person.
- I DETEST summer.
- Generally, I prefer to keep to myself. I have plenty of people to talk to, but keep only a small circle of *friends*.
- If I like you, I'm generally very nice and likely to do anything for you. You respect me, I respect you. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Simple as that.
- On the other hand, if I don't like you, you'll know.
- I don't give a DAMN if you don't like me. Especially if I did nothing to you.
- I believe that if someone is toxic, you don't need to feel bad about removing them from your life - regardless of who they are to you. Take care of YOU.
- Trust is my biggest obstacle.
- I believe that sometimes we place our happiness in the hands of undeserving people.
- I LOVE old music.
- I must have coffee in the morning before I do anything else.
- Sometimes during important moments, I zone out and thing about unimportant things, like the best way to fold towels.
- I have hypothyroidism, and a heart condition.
- I swear way more than I probably should...
- I'm a worrier.
- There is a part of me that will never grow up.
- I speak to electronics when they don't want to work.
- I like to do random, nice things for people.
- I have an inclination to say "Huh?" even if I heard you.
- Sometimes I write in cursive just to be fancy.
- I never know what to do with my hands.
- I have a compulsion to be creative when I should be doing something else instead.
- I like to question the reason I'm alive.
- I'm quite the optimist, even though I appear to be just the opposite.
- I believe beauty magazines promote low self-esteem.
- I'll clean my desk because I can't think while I'm writing and it's cluttered. Then I'll clean the whole office because I started to clean my desk.
- I HATE talking on the phone. I probably won't answer if you call. Please just text me.
- Rainy or gloomy, foggy days are my favorite - and I love a good thunderstorm.
- I ramble.
- I have 5 tattoos and I desperately want more.
- I collect useless things.
- I love being by myself. I'm the most comfortable when I'm alone.
- I have a tendency to listen to the same song over and over until I can't stand it.
- If you are one of those people who look down on others for superficial reasons or things they can't help, like a disability, just stay away from me. We won't be friends. I promise.
- I am allergic to blueberries, cinnamon, and bees.
- I love food. My favorites are anything Italian or Mexican.
- I refuse to eat anything lemon flavored.
- I count things for no apparent reason.
- After being a chain-smoker for 12 years, I quit cold turkey in Nov '14. Haven't touched cigarettes since, and I am immensely proud of myself.
- I'm into birds. I envy their freedom.
- I like my music LOUD.
- Coincidentally, I can't hear that well.
- I feel naked without eyeliner and mascara.
- I don't believe girls should go overboard with make-up. Keep it simple, classic, and clean.
- Audrey Hepburn is my favorite human being.
- If I see a cute notebook I'll buy it. Even if I have no intention of using it.
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