Saturday, December 06, 2014

What is wrong with you?

Babe and I took a voyage over the mountain to his hometown. I swear, the closer we got to that town, the more I could feel my brain turning to mush. I don't know what it is about that town, but everyone in it, with the exception of a handful of people, is poorly educated, overweight, welfare collecting trash. I'm not being "mean". What I'm telling you is accurate. There is something seriously wrong with those people. The kicker in all this is, they all think they're a gift to humanity. (Sorry. No.) All the young people drive ricers OR obnoxious jacked up trucks that make a fuckton of noise. Somehow this makes them believe they matter. The delusion is staggering. I do not miss that place. Not at all. I think I may need to schedule an MRI. There's no way that after 4 years of living there, I don't have soft tissue damage.


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