I'm going to take a minute and talk about these damned clowns. It's on everyone's mind. I don't care for clowns, nor have I ever. They're creepy. I don't appreciate the fact that they are in existence, yet, here we are, with a freaking clown epidemic sweeping the lands.
I mean... just when I thought 2016 couldn't get any more fucked up... NOW WE HAVE CLOWNS??
Some people are dressing up as clowns just for the fun of it, while some of them are actually evil. Some have knives, people!! KNIVES! SERIOUSLY. There are clowns actually luring children into the woods for God knows what reason. Most of the time, they just pick a spot and stand there-scaring the bejeezus out of whoever happens across them. I am willing to bet that most of these clowns don't have day jobs and have no real relevance in their daily lives at all. They're definitely not normal. What normal person thinks "Hey, I'm gonna put on a clown suit and frighten people"? That has never once crossed my mind. I've thought up some wild shit in my time but I've never once considered fucking with people on that level.
Some people have real clown phobias. Some people, like myself, just... simply hate them. If I see a clown anywhere during my daily activities, shit is gonna hit the fan. If I am driving, and see a clown, I'll do my very best to get to him and beat him with the 7 iron I keep in my trunk. If I see one outside near my house, BETTER YET in my yard, hand on the Bible, I'm going to need bail money. I don't fuck with clowns. You come near me with that clown shit, just be ready to have your ass handed to you. That's all I'm saying.
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